I am far more complicated than just three little words and I am as many things as I am not.... if you know what I mean. Besides anyone who knows me also knows I am not a woman of a few words so how the hell they expected me to narrow it down to three. little. words.
It really got me thinking though...... Just Who am I?
So Mr or Ms Web form designer, Please don't insult me by forcing me to summarise who I am. I cannot be summarised ...... no one can be summarised as we are all far more complex than what we appear to be on the surface. And I am not filling out your form so THERE! I'm just going to add a link to this post instead and you can take me .... or leave me.... whatever!
I am meticulous and more than slightly neurotic. I talk too much and I talk too loud especially if I am nervous.
I can be described as
I am a dreamer ..... a big dreamer and I love nothing more than getting lost in my daydreams.
I am fiercely loyal and protective so don't mess with me or anyone around me.
I am a jack of all trades but a master of none really. It's a typical Gemini trait I'm told. It could also just be laziness.
I am super shy - though you never would guess it (refer back to the point about being loud and talking too much). I worry too much and I think too much, and I probably drink way too many vodka cocktails.
I like savoury things unless I am premenstrual and then I just crave anything that's going. I am a better cook in my head than I am in real life, actually I am better at many things in my head than I am in real life.
I am inconsistent, I change my mind a zillion times a day before I change it back again. I like to think I know what I want and want I like, but sometimes I am not so sure.
I am an adoring mum, a loving but often very trying wife. I am generally a people lover but I hate assholes.
I can over exaggerate like by 2036% percent, or the reverse (what ever that would be called) depending on my mood and who I am talking to.
I am sure I am OCD, let me sign up for a uni degree and complete a thesis on that and I'll get back to you. I am a hard worker, a perfectionist and I have an uncontrollable need to feel organised and in control. I cant stand mess or clutter in my space, but I am blind to it anywhere outside of my own domain.
I tend to throw myself entirely into what ever I am interested in and get completely carried away... until I lose interest and move on to the next thing that catches my attention.
I hold grudges, and though I know I shouldn't - I just do ok! I am impatient so please don't ask me why we have to drop everything right now at 11.30 at night to rearrange the garage... we just do!
I sulk and throw tantrums as often as I jump around like an overexcited looney. I am spontaneous and compulsive but I crave stability and security.
I over commit, over deliver and completely overwhelm myself. I stress ... a lot! About silly things that I have no control over.
I give great advice, but can be very hypocritical in my own actions. Something about not taking my own medicine and all that!
I believe in ghosts and angels and I talk to imaginary people if no one else is listening to me.
I hate conflict and drama and bitchiness and will run a mile at the first sign of it. I have a dent in my bum from sitting on the fence too long. I like it on the fence, I don't hurt anyone from there.
I like bright spaces and the colour white, though I am not sure white is a colour ... but I like it... a lot! I like to touch and to smell things, I am very aesthetic. I love the beauty in simplicity.
I am friendly and bursting with empathy and hate seeing people sad or lonely. I am insecure and often scared but I prefer to pretend I am not.
So you see - I can't describe myself in 3 little words. It's impossible ...... I am so much more than that!
Have you even been asked to describe yourself in three words? Could you?