See that lovely man there - it's my gorgeous hubby and today is his birthday. So if you are wondering where I am today, I am cooking that poor guy a big slab of meat!
No that's not some dirty connotation, its just my way of saying I am so sorry you have to put up with a pretty much vegetarian household but cause we love you so much I am totally going to cook a cow for you!
Hun, you are one totally rocking hubstar and I am so lucky to have you in my life.
Happy Birthday Gorgeous man! I'll take you over George Clooney any day! xxx